I walked into the middle of that lot, past the balloons and the country band and the radio station out front, in my clean shirt. The salesman saw me and …
A certified used tractor I paid thirteen thousand cash for is where this starts. Read MoreI put on my funeral suit and walked up to where the crowd had gathered, past the tents and the free coffee and the choir, in the cold. The manager …
A prepaid cemetery plot my wife and I bought for eight thousand is where this starts. Read MoreI walked straight through those front doors, past the refreshments and the radio remote out front, in my clean shirt. The fitter saw me and gave me that same tight …
A guaranteed hearing aid set I paid five thousand cash for is where this starts. Read MoreI walked into the middle of that lot, past the flags and the radio station broadcasting live, in my clean shirt. The salesman saw me and did not blink, same …
A low-mileage work truck I bought for eleven thousand cash is where this starts. Read MoreI walked up to the front of that booth, past the tents and the food truck and the live radio crew, in my clean shirt. The installer saw me and …
A brand-new water heater I paid four thousand cash for is where this starts. Read MoreI walked into the middle of that lot, past the balloons and the DJ, in my clean shirt. The salesman saw me and went pale, because he knew he had …
A reconditioned wheelchair van I paid fourteen thousand cash for is where this starts. Read MoreI walked into the middle of that lot, past the banners and the radio station out front, in my clean shirt. The salesman saw me coming and his smile slipped, …
A used fishing boat I bought for nine thousand cash is where this starts. Read MoreI walked up to the front of that lot, past the banners and the food truck and the radio crew live out front, in my clean shirt. The installer saw …
A guaranteed furnace I paid six thousand cash for is where this starts. Read MoreI walked into the middle of that lot, past the tents and the bounce house and the radio station out front, in my clean shirt. The owner saw me and …
A riding mower I bought for three thousand cash is where this starts. Read MoreI put on my funeral suit and walked through those front doors, past the refreshments and the tours and the pre-planning seminars for all the church seniors. The young director …
A prepaid funeral plan my wife and I put ten thousand into is where this starts. Read More