Scrape Somebody Elses Teeth

Through the little garage window I watched my dads phone light up on his workbench, and Lindas smile finally moved, because the call coming in was from the bank, and it was for him, not for her.

For years Linda got her version of me to Dad first, the sensitive one, the one who made scenes. This time Dad had the truth first, straight from the bank, because Deb told me to get the statements.

What Deb helped me uncover was that the joint account Linda made me open at seventeen for safety was the account she had been draining for years, taking most of every paycheck I deposited and leaving me paying for gas out of the change in my cupholder while she told everyone I could not manage money.

The manila envelope in my bag held it. The statements. The withdrawals in her name. The record of every check I put in and she took out. And on my lunch break that day, Deb and I had a woman from the bank on speakerphone, and we reported it, and the bank does not take fraud on a young persons account lightly.

Linda swept my kit onto the tile and stepped on my mirror in front of her whole book club, sure I would be back because I was sensitive. She did not know the bank was already calling my father to ask about the withdrawals on his daughters account.

Dad came in from the garage with the phone to his ear, and he looked at Linda the way you look at someone you are hearing for the first time. The book club ladies suddenly needed to leave.

I did not stay. I drove to Debs, and at seven-thirty the next morning I sat my hygiene boards with a borrowed kit, and I passed, because Linda could crack a typodont but not two years of scaling practice.

I have my license now, and a job at a dental office in Ogden. The account fraud is with the bank, and Linda is answering for years of it on paper, where the church smile does not help.

My dad moved out a month later. He told me he was sorry he always went to the garage instead of standing in the kitchen. He is trying now, which is late, but I took it.

Because whoever has the paperwork wins, Deb taught me without saying it. I had the statements. And Lindas smile vanished before my dads phone finished lighting up, because the bank told him the truth before she could.

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